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[cawmemaybe]

its house number 1462 you big dumpass

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[cawmemaybe]

so you can see my tail again???
since youve had that many

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what the yfuck haveppend to youre tail .

[cawmemaybe]

finally decided to move out
its growing just like me you know
so like one day it was like
hey d-spry its been real but i gotta bounce
got bigger things to get attached to and shit
i gave him my nod of acknowledgement and fistbumped him into oblivion
then i watched him wriggle away
only to come back now since he heard the drunken calling
yeah

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ARE You A LZIARD

[cawmemaybe]

fuck yeah im the lizard from the amazing spiderman
gonna stalk around the sewers and wait for bitches to kill

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who

[cawmemaybe]

your momma

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uoit ffe

[cawmemaybe]

what

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dicksdsssssssss

[cawmemaybe]

u ok

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n I IM TRAPPED IN DICK FOREST
ITS SOME WEIORD DIMESNION WHERNE I SUCK DICK AL LDAY

[cawmemaybe]

time to knock yourself out bro
get high on some zzzs and lullabies
no dicks allowed btw
its way past your curfew man

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dbro did you know if your type z a whole fucking lot ot looks almost like hounsdtooth.
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[cawmemaybe]

oh man lets get some fabric scissors and cut that shit up
gonna make myself a hooded shawl so i can wrap you up in it
and take you some place you arent going to hurt yourself

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IM SO HIPSTER doddodelelododoo
gay hpster roostesr noises

[cawmemaybe]

caw cawkadoodle cawk

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[and then bro stopped responding]

[cawmemaybe]

[ davesprite is 100% certain bro fell down a set of stairs (maybe he shoulda warned him oops), SO IT IS TIME FOR A HUNT.

maybe he's still on school grounds. ]

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[no he's at his house rolling around on the floor]

[cawmemaybe]

[ too late, dspry checked the school anyway. no signs of bro anywhere.

next stop: his house. time to be a ninja and enter in an unconventional way. by trying to sneak through the window. ]

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[Bro's in the living room. There's smuppets - not en masse or anything - but they're scattered around, some on the floor, the couch, counters, the mantle...

He's got some game show on TV but is clearly not watching it, just kind of lying there staring at his phone.]

[cawmemaybe]

[ The first thing he notices are the smuppets. Oh god. He wants to feel bad for the poor fuckers who have to live with those, but at the same time, he kind of expected this. Not that he's here to admire Bro's handiwork.

He's here to find his brother's whereabouts. Let's see—

Nevermind.

Davesprite sees him.

After fucking around with the window (and subsequently figuring out that he can't open it from the outside), he resorts to rapping on it like a guy who got locked out of his own home.

He also sends him a text. ]

orange crush delivery for the man of the house
let me in yo

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[Bro's just, you know. Playing Fruit Ninja or something stupid on his phone, when he gets an incoming text.

Orange.

He glances toward the window like he just knows Dave's there before he even hears the knock, then rolls back to his feet. Stumbling a bit as he makes his way toward the door and opening it while nearly falling out.]

Yooooooo. The party don't even stop.