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[cawmemaybe]

its house number 1462 you big dumpass

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[ironies]

No you're fuckin' drunk, and shit, and like. Yeah. Pissy drunk. Offa Henny and skunk.

[Bro quotes rap lyrics when he's wasted and nobody's surprised.

When Dave rolls again he shoves the kid, hard. Like really hard.

But it's cool because there's a bigass smuppet pile nearby to cushion the impact :)]

[cawmemaybe]

Can't we all just get—

[ Face, meet smuppet pile. Cue: Dave jerking away from the plush. There's nowhere else to go so he decides to just sit on top of Bro. ]

Can you go to bed now??

[ironies]

You can't make me.

[That push seems to have worn Bro out, and he decides to lie there prone, not bothering to move.]

[cawmemaybe]

If I punch you in the face, I can.

[ But his hands have other ideas. He reaches out for a bunch of smuppets, and starts piling them all around Bro. ]

[ironies]

[Completely unfazed.]

Not the face. This face gets me laid.

[Bro hasn't had sex with anyone since he came here what's he talking about.]

[cawmemaybe]

Yeah, sure. The only person you've had sex with lately is your hand, I bet. Handsie Strider is gonna be damn upset to see your face all puffed up because of the couple of punches I'ma throw its way.

[ Still planting smuppets all over. Not that there's enough to completely go around Bro, but whatever. He's trying. ]

[ironies]

Shut the fuck up.

[He's too far gone to think of a cleverer comeback. Instead he just continues to lie there.]

The smuppet pile doesn't stop from getting taller.

[cawmemaybe]

[ Meanwhile, Dave continues to sit on him, building his nest of plush rumps. ]

Do you have any more?

[ironies]

Ohhhhh, D-man finally gots the hots for some ssssss-muppets. Knew you'd come around someday.

[He's just lying there uselessly.]

Upstairs or some shit.

[cawmemaybe]

Fuck off, I still hate 'em.

[ Slowly, he gets up on his feet. Makes his way up the stairs. ]

Don't move an inch or you're gonna ruin everything.

[ And he's gone. Only to come back minutes later with a pile on his hands, which he casually dumps all over Bro. ]

[ironies]

Just like... your face.

[Basically shouting to himself at this point. When Dave comes back, he's half conked out.]

[cawmemaybe]

[ Is he enough of an asshole to just bodyslam Bro on the chest.

Nah.

He'll flop over on top of him and the plush mountain instead. ]

Are you asleep.