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davesprite ([personal profile] cawmemaybe) wrote2036-01-01 12:00 am
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its house number 1462 you big dumpass
avicide: kinam (love em & leave em youll still catch it)

[personal profile] avicide 2012-09-16 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
[stuffed into the mailbox some awkward morning is a blank envelope, and within:]



[in small text, further explanations are written in a blank page in red ink:]


friday 28th 8pm
10 if you wanna be fashionable
bring guests from holly heights if you want
im sick of looking at all you same fuckers god
musical performances by the striders of course
be there or get fucked
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[personal profile] ironies 2012-09-17 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
where you at kid.

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A BUNCH OF SEPARATE TEXTS

[personal profile] ironies 2012-10-01 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
hey.
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[personal profile] ironies 2012-10-01 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
dave.
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[personal profile] ironies 2012-10-01 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
yo kid.
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[personal profile] ironies 2012-10-01 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
are you aware of the fact that your bro is in possession of the one strip club in the entire town.
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[personal profile] ironies 2012-10-01 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
just saying.
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[personal profile] ironies 2012-10-01 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
im just like throwing it out there.
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[personal profile] ironies 2012-10-01 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
info for you to know.
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[personal profile] ironies 2012-10-01 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
on the off chance you ever want to spread those simultaneously metaphorical and literal wings and become a man.
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[personal profile] ironies 2012-10-01 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
theres an option flying around somewhere.
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[personal profile] ironies 2012-10-01 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
no pun intended because that was lame as hell.
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[personal profile] ironies 2012-10-01 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
dave are you getting these.
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[personal profile] ironies 2012-10-01 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
???????
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[personal profile] ironies 2012-10-01 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
im hearing some kind of textual dialtone what is this shit.
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[personal profile] ironies 2012-10-01 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
pretty sure you aint asleep yet unless you tripped and fell into some geriatric hole come on.
this is the big reveal yo.
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[personal profile] ironies 2012-10-01 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
youre supposed to be all like.
holy shit my bro just experienced a legitimate strip club falling straight into those ever-clever and swift hands of his im so impressed that im gonna go check it out.
if not for the irony than for the fact that i can observe his irony in action.
just chilling behind the bar observing everything like a smug asshole sipping a scotch.
achieving some level 50 sardonic points jesus christ what a baller.
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dem late night texts

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ahahaha check out this shit on the tv.
if youre up its channel 6.
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[personal profile] ironies 2012-10-10 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
what would happen if you put a pair of dope ass nikes on a horse would it run better.

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[personal profile] ironies 2012-10-12 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
nothing rhymes with skeleton keep this in mind when youre building a spooky-ass halloween rap.
oh shit cancel that.
i just thought of something.

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ive struck gold.
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that purple stuff.

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