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[cawmemaybe]

its house number 1462 you big dumpass

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[avicide]

[stuffed into the mailbox some awkward morning is a blank envelope, and within:]



[in small text, further explanations are written in a blank page in red ink:]

friday 28th 8pm
10 if you wanna be fashionable
bring guests from holly heights if you want
im sick of looking at all you same fuckers god
musical performances by the striders of course
be there or get fucked

text

[ironies]

where you at kid.

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[cawmemaybe]

gallivanting at the end of the rainbow
still cant find the pot of gold though and it fucking sucks

A BUNCH OF SEPARATE TEXTS

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hey.

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dave.

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yo kid.

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are you aware of the fact that your bro is in possession of the one strip club in the entire town.

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just saying.

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im just like throwing it out there.

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info for you to know.

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on the off chance you ever want to spread those simultaneously metaphorical and literal wings and become a man.

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theres an option flying around somewhere.

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no pun intended because that was lame as hell.

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dave are you getting these.

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???????

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im hearing some kind of textual dialtone what is this shit.

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pretty sure you aint asleep yet unless you tripped and fell into some geriatric hole come on.
this is the big reveal yo.

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youre supposed to be all like.
holy shit my bro just experienced a legitimate strip club falling straight into those ever-clever and swift hands of his im so impressed that im gonna go check it out.
if not for the irony than for the fact that i can observe his irony in action.
just chilling behind the bar observing everything like a smug asshole sipping a scotch.
achieving some level 50 sardonic points jesus christ what a baller.

dem late night texts

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ahahaha check out this shit on the tv.
if youre up its channel 6.

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what would happen if you put a pair of dope ass nikes on a horse would it run better.

[cawmemaybe]

wouldnt it just keep going and going and going like the energizer bunny

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nothing rhymes with skeleton keep this in mind when youre building a spooky-ass halloween rap.
oh shit cancel that.
i just thought of something.

[cawmemaybe]

meowington
compton
gelatin apparently

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[cawmemaybe]

wheres a big mac when you need one

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ive struck gold.

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that purple stuff.

[cawmemaybe]

bro you know im not in love with grapeaid

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[cawmemaybe]

its november 1st and you missed it
wheres my halloween candy stash