You're hallucinating. Flavor Flav's long dead, and you know it.

[ Bullshiting like a pro. The smell of alcohol is in the air, and he doesn't like it. Gross. At least with Bro on the couch, he can just as easily flop beside him.

He holds up two fingers up front. ]

How many fingers? You don't get a lifeline on this one. One guess.